They Never Did Take Me Alive.

They Never Did Take Me Alive.


My TV provider keeps
pestering me to add BT Sports (At extra cost) so I told them.

They Never Did Take Me Alive.
They very nearly did get
me once; it was the second to last week before we went on stand-down for the
final exams before I could leave school for good. I was in History class which
we had in the library, a room often used by kids avoiding PE and Games, in fact
I had spent many an hour in an out of the way corner keeping my headdown and been
unnoticed by all. On this near catastrophic day a PE teacher who had started at
the school when I was in the second year came in and told our teacher that he
was looking for dodgers. The librarian said “Everyone in here should be,
they`re all mine.” But the PE teacher was looking around and saw me who he did
not recognize and said “Who are you?” I gulped and the librarian said “He`s
with me” but the PE teacher carried on “I don`t know you!!” that was echoed
around the class. Bright red and shouting, he went on “When do you do games?”
Of cause I had not been to that part of the school for four and a half years,
but I said “Monday afternoon sir” by now the veins on his forehead were
standing out and everyone was expecting him to explode, literally He screamed
“I want to see you there!!” As he left the room the class were still coming to
terms with the fact that I had not been to the gym for all that time.
Come Monday I thought it
better to take the whole day off and did just that, Well… I`d nothing to wear!


They Never Did Take Me Alive.
Over the next few weeks I
took my exams, went back to school for one last day. That was the happiest day
of my life at the time, and I walked away with my head held high (and my arse
intact) and NEVER LOOKED BACK. I didn`t even go back for my results!


My old school..pic off Google
They Never Did Take
Me Alive.